My body sucks!

LOL....OK not in the looks way (even though that leaves something to be desired too) in the...I dunno....health way I guess. I'm getting oooooolllllddddd. Not really but I feel like it. Every time I turn around a new something is wrong with me. My ankles ache in bad weather...my back cracks if I think about it lol. Blah. Oh and you wanna hear a good one? OK, so I'm sitting at my vanity looking at all my feminine junk...and I take note of my "face creams". Now what sounds wrong here? I have 2...one is anti-wrinkle cream...the other is acne cream! How can I possibly be worried about acne and wrinkles at the same time?! Aren't those like 2 completely different fazes of life? one would think. lol oh well....end rant.